How you can help

Former students, if you enjoyed studying in John’s classes, please spread the word and share the love!

3% Cover the Fee

This is a charitable "gift" given to John because... perhaps he has entertained you, perhaps he has helped you learn English, or maybe he has played a tiny role in you becoming super rich and successful. This donation is NOT tax-deductible and Chilingual is NOT a charity, but you are super f*cking awesome for donating. Thank you!

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Donation FAQs

  • Hell no! This money is going directly into John’s pockets. Or technically, into his business bank account, and then into his pockets. Hey, it’s expensive to try to start a business!

  • Nope! Any donation you make is NOT tax-deductible for you. Chilingual Language Learning, LLC is well, an LLC.

  • Who knows? John has taught hundreds of students who are now doctors, engineers, lawyers, judges, business owners, entrepreneurs, etc. Maybe they want to give back to say “Thank you”? Maybe? Maybe half a Caddy? Anyone?

  • Nope. None at all. I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life. Ha-ha! Got you! Thanks for the $9, dork.